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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: ….
Stranger: bot?
You: im the tooth fairy
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I DIDN*T GET ANYTHING FROM MY LAST 2 TEETHS WTF NOOB?!
You: im osrry
You: its been very busy
Stranger: yeah right, thats what santa said >:O
You: and my tooth insurance has been having problems
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING SANTA HAVENT U?
You: santa is overrated
You: no i have not
Stranger: Oh god.
You: he hates my wings
You: i think he is very fat
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: No sence of style
Stranger: I mean his so last season
You: and that red suit dont do nothing for him
Stranger: yup
You: maybe he needs a fashion consultant
Stranger: Like ali-g?
You: yeah and dude, Mrs Claus, shes a myth
Stranger: Damn that guy is hotter than a MoefAka
Stranger: No
You: MoefAka, huh
Stranger: I belive in Mrs claus, its just that she ran away with the rednose reindeer
You: ewww!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Whos name shall not be mentioned
You: dont worry
You: i know him
You: hes a jerk
Stranger: Jerk off
You: all stuck up just cause there is a fricking song about him
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: How fucking emo
You: and he leads the other reindeer
You: emos…
You: i only give them a penny a tooth
Stranger: Thats job well done.
You: too many ppl are emos
Stranger: but I GOT NUTIN
Stranger: Thug Life homie you feel me
You: Im so sorry
You: pull out a tooth
Stranger: I want the 2pacs last album and BIG’s first mixtape!
You: and i will give you 2.00for it
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: I can’t even get a coffe from starbucks
You: ok how bout 5:00
You: i mean 5.))
Stranger: sounds like a blowjob?
Stranger: coffe is atleast 5,50..
You: i mean $5.00
You: ulgh
You: my typing is bad
Stranger: Wher u from?
You: im very old, been around a couple hundred years
Stranger: I know
You: im from this cloud, u wouldnt know of it
You: its pretty frickin awesome
Stranger: Ooh you’re one of the teddybears?
You: how bout u?
You: NO!!!!!! they are the worst neigbors in history
Stranger: Im Kim Lil Jon
You: gay
You: no you
You: the teddys
Stranger: yeah they and their bigass rainbows
You: rainbows suck
You: and they giggle all night long
Stranger: Yeah have you met the irish elfs at the end of them?
Stranger: Fucking pricks.
You: no, the ends move, remember
You: so u cant ever get the pot
You: of gold
Stranger: But my mom said..
Stranger: Never mind
Stranger:
You: thats what moms say
Stranger: mom, thats whats for dinner
You: shit, some little 6 year old
You: lost his baby tooth
Stranger: !
You: and put it under his pillow in china
Stranger: You’re going to give him a job at fubu?
You: probably wants some chinese cash
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Yens
You: yeah, being the toothe fairy is hard
Stranger: I know
You: u gotta have all this currency
You: from around the world
Stranger: Where d you get all the money for this charity work?
You: it sucks!! you know how many ppl dont believe in me?
You: so they dont donate
Stranger: 6,700, 000, 000 roughly?
You: so THEY DONT GET MONEY FOR THEIR TEETH
You: not even close
Stranger: : /
You: well, gotta go give the kid his nickel..
You: yen, whatev
You: im losing enthusiasm for this job…sigh
Stranger: You need a vacation homie..
Stranger: You know that guy Peter Pan
You: yeah
You: dude, hes a jerk too
Stranger: I heard he sells there flights to dis awesome place
You: alll these ppl are overrated
Stranger: :O
You: but i been there
You: hung out with da mermaids
Stranger: Did you see herkules?
You: pretty relaxing
You: no
Stranger: batman?
Stranger: Tony Blair?
You: batman makes me mad
You: hes so damn rich
Stranger: Yeah
You: and he can give me any money
Stranger: I heard he gotta pimped out ride
You: but seriously
You: this kid fell alseep so gotta leave
You: bye,
Stranger: No
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: /b/ brothers listen
You: and im sorry about your tooth
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you cant leave
Stranger: No troll
You: y not
Stranger: anymore
You: WTH
Stranger: wher u from?
You: i told u
Stranger: …
Stranger: No seriously
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You: hi
Stranger: hohoho
You: Santa Claus?
You: IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG
You: ST NICK
Stranger: yeah
You: I KNEW YOU WERE REAL
You: :O
You: AM I ON THE NAUGHTY OR NICE?
You: list
You: They told me you were fake
You: But I believed
You: I BELIEVED
You: It was sooo hard
You: But I believed
You: Do I get a nice toy this year?
You: I know you’re busy
Stranger: you were on the nice list last year ,but youre in trouble
You: Oh no!
Stranger: yup i saw what you did
You: OH NO
You: I knew I shouldn’t hit my kitten
You: But they all said I should
You:
You: I’m sorry
Stranger: not that the other thing
You: Oh you mean, brutally axing all of New Zealands sheep to death?
You: Yeah
You: That was justified
You: It was more like
You: Well it was for their own good
Stranger: i see EVERYTHING
You: You don’t know what they do to sheep down there
You: OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT SEE THE SHEEP SHAGGING
You: Okay maybe the axe was pushing it
You: But it was the only tool I could lay my hands upon
You: But I repent
You: Please forgive me, O Saint Nicholas
You: Please do not send lumps of fossilised plant towards me
You: I promise I shan’t do anything naughty this year
You: Can I get a nice toy on and IOU?
Stranger: you wont get to be on the nice list if you continue that, yu’l get a lump of coal so repeat after me for forgiveness
You: *an
You: Okay
Stranger: i shal never kick hit or slap a fake elf again just because he said st. nick was off having a smoke.i promise with candy cane sugar and eggnog on top
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAjmuA1HDk
You: OOPS
You: i shal never kick hit or slap a fake elf again just because he said st. nick was off having a smoke.i promise with candy cane sugar and eggnog on top
You: There
You: =)
You: =]
You: 9=
You: :3
Stranger: oki doki my job here is done …too infinity and beyond…..wait thats not right,can you me a lift back to the north-pole
Stranger: ?
You: Oh, but am I on the nice list?
You: Please say I am
You: =]
You: I will give you cookies and cream ice cream
You: I know you love that
Stranger: yes you are now get of my leg kid
You:
You: Also a/s/l?
You: lol
Stranger: 20 w f pretoria
Stranger: u
You: Pretoria is that one of those countries that was swallowed up by the Soviet Union?
You: 16/m/Australia
You: Oh no
You: Africa
You: I see
Stranger: no its a city in south-africa
You:
You: Okay well you can have a lift back to the South Pole anytime
You: North Pole
You: whatever
You:
Stranger: and no i dont have a pet cheetah
You: No? What about a giraffe?
You: Giraffes arent allowed on buses WHERE I COME FROM
Stranger: no i have three cats and they dont allow that here either ,sucks doesnt it
You: My mother hates cats
You:
You: I love them
Stranger: well they think there wild but hell we live in a subbourb how wild can they be
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