Hobbits and Henchmen – the legend begins
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Helloski 
Stranger: Hmm…
Stranger: So who are you then?
You: i am a nameless person, as i sold my name on eBay
Stranger: Ok…
Stranger: So in a general sense, who are you?
You: well, i’m more of a hobbit than a henchman, if that helps?
Stranger: I guess it helps
You: then thats who i am 
Stranger: So I’m a fat guy with a neckbeard who likes star trek and anime.
You: fair enough so
Stranger: Yep
You: *sigh*… can’t keep this damn ginger afro off the floor, its to heavy 
Stranger: Ginger afro?
You: obviously, all hobbits have ginger afro’s, except for those stinking exile hobbits who are as useless as henchmen
Stranger: Ok.
You: anything orange is actually made out of my species!!!, thats why i hate humanity so much, they grind us up and turn us into stuff, but not anymore, us hobbits are technologically advanced enough to conquer the world, so beware!
Stranger: I think you’re full of shit
You: but the only reason we haven’t taken over the world is because of those damned henchmen, their the only thing worse!
Stranger has disconnected
