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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: Hello?!
You: W00t?
Stranger: hey :]
You: Answer me human!
You: Oh
You: Who are you?
Stranger: lol a person
You: Are you from the future?
Stranger: i´m back from the future.
You: There is no soup in the future, right?
Stranger: no :[
Stranger: it was a sad state of affairs.
You: Darn!
You: We have to change history!
Stranger: how do we do that, batman?
You: I have a plan. How much can you benchpress?
Stranger: …no much.
You: You need to be strong for this mission to work.
Stranger: it might be a total fail then
You: Do you have a licence for a fork lift?
Stranger: wait, does it involve cheese?
You: Lots of cheese
Stranger: no, but i can drive one. well, i think i can any way.
You: Sometimes they flip
Stranger: do i get a helmet?
You: Only if it is made of cheese.
Stranger: i´ll try not to eat it.
You: First we have to steal 1000 tons of cheese.
Stranger: that´s a lot of cheese.
You: I will hide it in my cave.
Stranger: you have a cave?!
You: of course
Stranger: jealous!
You: Then we have to plant a computer virus in the hungarian presidents laptop.
Stranger: what if he doesn´t have one?
You: Thats when we need the cheese.
You: I know he has a laptop
Stranger: are we going to make his laptop lactose intolerant?
You: No silly!
You: The cheese is to distract the president
You: While i install the virus
Stranger: what do i do?
You: You take care of the cheese
Stranger: ah! i see.
You: when i am finished, you will have to kidnap his family
Stranger: do i take them to the cave?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: i´m going to need a van.
Stranger: and duct tape.
You: You can use the fork lift.
You: The cave is in Montana, so you will have a long drive from Hungary.
Stranger: you can´t fork lift a presidential family! especially not across seas!
You: When his family is kidnapped, we force him to develop nuclear weapons.
You: The Hungarian presidents family is not heavily guarded.
You: Thats why we chose him.
Stranger: it´s just not fitting
You: Also, you have to torture the family.
You: I have all the necessary equipment.
Stranger: i can´t torture!
Stranger: have you gone mad?!
You: You have to!
You: Do you want to live in a future without soup?
Stranger: …no
You: Then you must torture!
Stranger: D: i dont know if i can do it!
You: Come on! It´s fun.
You: and easy
Stranger: it´s inhumane
You: but fun!
You: Anyway… then we use the nuclear weapons to threaten the world.
You: We force every country in the world to make lots of soup.
Stranger: why are we threatening the world? here´s what we should do.
You: Then you have to eat the presidents family.
Stranger: cannibalism!?
Stranger: you have gone mad!
You: Yeah! Something wrong with that?
Stranger: mad with power!
You: Who?
Stranger: you!
You: Do you have a better plan?!
Stranger: YEAH
You: I am listening.
Stranger: we monopolize the soup economy. store as much soup as we can in underground vaults. so, when there is a soup shortage, we´ll have plenty in stock to ration out until we can make more soup.
You: Can we store it in my cave?
Stranger: as long as you dont eat it, yes
You: Fine! I like yourr plan.
Stranger: of course.
You: But you still have to eat a human!
Stranger: why the hell?!
You: It will give you energy.
Stranger: so does soup
You: Soup is for the future.
Stranger: the future is now.
You: Now you have to eat people.
Stranger: noooo
You: Alright
(Stranger has disconnected)
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