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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…

You:   hi

Stranger:   Kneel before Zod!

You:   not u again

You:   ok kneeled

You:   now what?

Stranger:   Now rise before Zod!

Stranger:   Kneel!

You:   but u are in vietnam now

Stranger:   Then rise!

You:   so save ur as*

Stranger:   General Zod does not care about Vietnam

You:   are u drawing a salary

Stranger:   Yes, a mighty fine one.

You:   like what?

Stranger:   The world will kneel before General Zod.

Stranger:   Thats my salary

You:   ok general

You:   i´ll give a pink slip this time

Stranger:   You better!

You:   u know , it´s recession

Stranger:   Now kneel!

You:   what is the meaning of kneel

You:   ?

Stranger:   Dont´t know really.

Stranger:   I like making people kneel.

You:   ok

You:   for ur happiness only

You:   i am not getting kneeled

You:   ha ha

Stranger:   I will destroy those who does not kneel before General Zod.

Stranger:   (I am General Zod.)

You:   who is this gen. Zod.

You:   have´n heard of him in last week

Stranger:   I am the former ruler of planet Krypton.

You:   is he the new toilet cleaner

Stranger:   But Krypton was unfortunately destroyed.

Stranger:   General Zod does not clean toilets.

You:   sir, this room is not supposed for aliens

You:   plz get out

Stranger:   Kneel!

You:   ha ha

You:   i know u r obama

Stranger:   This is what i am wearing.

Stranger:   I am not Obama.

Stranger:   I bet you are Obama though.

You:   i am following that address

You:   wait a sec.

Stranger:   Aight.

You:   Zoddy

Stranger:   General Zod!!!!

You:   cool t

You:   where did u steal it

Stranger:   Thank you! I stole it from some guy.

You:   k

You:   that was me

You:    return it

Stranger:   Are you that fat kid?

Stranger:   With glasses and a peg leg.

You:   he he

You:   don´t call me fat

Stranger:   Big boned?

You:   or next time i´ll put a bomb in my t

You:   T

You:   o porn bomb

You:    haha

Stranger:   Bombs cannot hurt http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Kneel_Before_Zod-T.jp.

Stranger:   it is invulnerable

Stranger:   just like General Zod.

You:   why r u posting that again i saw that

Stranger:   General Zod made a mistake.

You:   ok

Stranger:   Do you own a scooter?

Stranger:   I am General Zod!

You:   scooters r out dated here

You:   i got a bike n a car

You:    u?

Stranger:   I have a bicycle, a motorbike and a car.

Stranger:   I mean i have a space ship!!!

You:   ha ha

You:   u r right

(Stranger has disconnected)

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