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THE TOOTH FAIRY SPEAKS

nero — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:22:16 +0000

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: ….
Stranger: bot?
You: im the tooth fairy
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I DIDN*T GET ANYTHING FROM MY LAST 2 TEETHS WTF NOOB?!
You: im osrry
You: its been very busy
Stranger: yeah right, thats what santa said >:O
You: and my tooth insurance has been having problems
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING SANTA HAVENT U?
You: santa is overrated
You: no i have not
Stranger: Oh god.
You: he hates my wings
You: i think he is very fat
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: No sence of style
Stranger: I mean his so last season
You: and that red suit dont do nothing for him
Stranger: yup
You: maybe he needs a fashion consultant
Stranger: Like ali-g?
You: yeah and dude, Mrs Claus, shes a myth
Stranger: Damn that guy is hotter than a MoefAka
Stranger: No
You: MoefAka, huh
Stranger: I belive in Mrs claus, its just that she ran away with the rednose reindeer
You: ewww!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Whos name shall not be mentioned
You: dont worry
You: i know him
You: hes a jerk
Stranger: Jerk off
You: all stuck up just cause there is a fricking song about him
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: How fucking emo
You: and he leads the other reindeer
You: emos…
You: i only give them a penny a tooth
Stranger: Thats job well done.
You: too many ppl are emos
Stranger: but I GOT NUTIN
Stranger: Thug Life homie you feel me
You: Im so sorry
You: pull out a tooth
Stranger: I want the 2pacs last album and BIG’s first mixtape!
You: and i will give you 2.00for it
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: I can’t even get a coffe from starbucks
You: ok how bout 5:00
You: i mean 5.))
Stranger: sounds like a blowjob?
Stranger: coffe is atleast 5,50..
You: i mean $5.00
You: ulgh
You: my typing is bad
Stranger: Wher u from?
You: im very old, been around a couple hundred years
Stranger: I know
You: im from this cloud, u wouldnt know of it
You: its pretty frickin awesome
Stranger: Ooh you’re one of the teddybears?
You: how bout u?
You: NO!!!!!! they are the worst neigbors in history
Stranger: Im Kim Lil Jon
You: gay
You: no you
You: the teddys
Stranger: yeah they and their bigass rainbows
You: rainbows suck
You: and they giggle all night long
Stranger: Yeah have you met the irish elfs at the end of them?
Stranger: Fucking pricks.
You: no, the ends move, remember
You: so u cant ever get the pot
You: of gold
Stranger: But my mom said..
Stranger: Never mind
Stranger:
You: thats what moms say
Stranger: mom, thats whats for dinner
You: shit, some little 6 year old
You: lost his baby tooth
Stranger: !
You: and put it under his pillow in china
Stranger: You’re going to give him a job at fubu?
You: probably wants some chinese cash
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Yens
You: yeah, being the toothe fairy is hard
Stranger: I know
You: u gotta have all this currency
You: from around the world
Stranger: Where d you get all the money for this charity work?
You: it sucks!! you know how many ppl dont believe in me?
You: so they dont donate
Stranger: 6,700, 000, 000 roughly?
You: so THEY DONT GET MONEY FOR THEIR TEETH
You: not even close
Stranger: : /
You: well, gotta go give the kid his nickel..
You: yen, whatev
You: im losing enthusiasm for this job…sigh
Stranger: You need a vacation homie..
Stranger: You know that guy Peter Pan
You: yeah
You: dude, hes a jerk too
Stranger: I heard he sells there flights to dis awesome place
You: alll these ppl are overrated
Stranger: :O
You: but i been there
You: hung out with da mermaids
Stranger: Did you see herkules?
You: pretty relaxing
You: no
Stranger: batman?
Stranger: Tony Blair?
You: batman makes me mad
You: hes so damn rich
Stranger: Yeah
You: and he can give me any money
Stranger: I heard he gotta pimped out ride
You: but seriously
You: this kid fell alseep so gotta leave
You: bye,
Stranger: No
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: /b/ brothers listen
You: and im sorry about your tooth
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you cant leave
Stranger: No troll
You: y not
Stranger: anymore
You: WTH
Stranger: wher u from?
You: i told u
Stranger: …
Stranger: No seriously
Stranger is typing…
Please Wait till you get connected to a person…
Stranger has disconnected

Hobbits and Henchmen – the legend begins

ElLordmeister — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:21:45 +0000

Conversation that took place on GettingRandom (http://apps.facebook.com/gettingrandom)
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Helloski
Stranger: Hmm…
Stranger: So who are you then?
You: i am a nameless person, as i sold my name on eBay
Stranger: Ok…
Stranger: So in a general sense, who are you?
You: well, i’m more of a hobbit than a henchman, if that helps?
Stranger: I guess it helps
You: then thats who i am
Stranger: So I’m a fat guy with a neckbeard who likes star trek and anime.
You: fair enough so
Stranger: Yep
You: *sigh*… can’t keep this damn ginger afro off the floor, its to heavy
Stranger: Ginger afro?
You: obviously, all hobbits have ginger afro’s, except for those stinking exile hobbits who are as useless as henchmen
Stranger: Ok.
You: anything orange is actually made out of my species!!!, thats why i hate humanity so much, they grind us up and turn us into stuff, but not anymore, us hobbits are technologically advanced enough to conquer the world, so beware!
Stranger: I think you’re full of shit
You: but the only reason we haven’t taken over the world is because of those damned henchmen, their the only thing worse!

Stranger has disconnected

a whine with cheese

fallingrockinct — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:21:24 +0000

You are chatting with a Guy in Kilkenny , Kilkenny , Ireland…
Chatting Tip: Your stranger has an interest in I like sports and girls.. I Love Them:)
Quitting a chat soon after it begins is rude. Do it often and you will be banned. Please respect the other chatter.
Stranger: heyy
You: i like cheese
Stranger: fuck up ya faggot
You: when?
Stranger: Ur mother
You: ok ill bring her too
Stranger: She wont fit threw the door
You: well just coose a roll and have at it
Stranger: Weirdo??
You: no cheese lover
Stranger has disconnected

something’s fishy

fallingrockinct — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:20:49 +0000

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: have you seen my fish?
Stranger: wat ??
You: my fish eric he was just here
Stranger: really ??
Stranger: i didnt see it
You: he loves pork rinds you didnt give him any did you?
Stranger has disconnected

Japanese Vampire Princess

prashant — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:36:22 +0000

Conversation that took place on GettingRandom (http://apps.facebook.com/gettingrandom)
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Stranger: APOPPOPOPUEPUE I’M A JAPANESE VAMPIRE PRINCESS~ x3 <3<3
You: yay
Stranger: xDDx33 <3<3<33 nice 2 meet u!
You: suck my blood
Stranger: x33 where shud i bite??? xD
You: I dont know ur the vampire
Stranger: *bites off your dick*
You: was it good
Stranger: nop
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Fake Cultural Clash

prashant — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:04:35 +0000

Conversation that took place on GettingRandom (http://apps.facebook.com/gettingrandom)
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: r u a wird person
You: Well
You: not sure
You: define weird
Stranger: perv
You: I dont think so
Stranger: or crazy
You: are you?
Stranger: no
You: lots of crazy people around here huh?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: but its still fun to talk to other ppl
You: yeah, even if they are pervs or crazy
You: sometimes its more fun to talk with them
Stranger: mabey not pervs
You: what kind of weirds pervs have you had
Stranger: some one ask me to send naked pic
You: someone asked me once if I liked to have someone shit in my mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this is a funny place
You: sure is
Stranger: so where you live what country
You: Sweden, you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: sorry but were is sweeden
You: Europe
You: just kidding its in the middle east
You: near Oman
You: and right next to UAE
Stranger: ahh
You: I ride a camel to work every day
Stranger: lol
You: do you have camels over there?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: not a single camel?
You: then how do you pay for stuff?
Stranger: at the zoo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: usd
Stranger: $$$$$$$$$$$
Stranger: cash money
You: wow
You: we just pay with camels
You: or camel dung
Stranger: so you dont have credit cards
You: we have credit hoof
Stranger: visa
Stranger: or master card
Stranger: sorry master hoof
You: no need
You: camels are good currency
You: camel dung for the lesser items
You: good for agriculture
Stranger: sure it is
You: tell me about this usa
Stranger: what you eat shishkabobs
You: sometimes, but we eat a lot of camel meat too
Stranger: usa has foot ball
You: like in europe? kick the ball
Stranger: and nascar
Stranger: no foot ball
You: where you kick a round ball?
Stranger: no feet nvolved
You: but the ball is round?
Stranger: no more oval
You: so, no feet involved and the ball isnt round
You: strange this foot ball
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye

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Mind over Matter?

prashant — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:10:32 +0000

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: Hi guy.
Stranger: hi
You: How goes?
Stranger: I want talk with girl..
You: *Concentrates…*
Stranger: sh*t
You: … sorry, I´m still a dude.
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From Another Planet

prashant — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:58:25 +0000

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…

You: hi

Stranger: Kneel before Zod!

You: not u again

You: ok kneeled

You: now what?

Stranger: Now rise before Zod!

Stranger: Kneel!

You: but u are in vietnam now

Stranger: Then rise!

You: so save ur as*

Stranger: General Zod does not care about Vietnam

You: are u drawing a salary

Stranger: Yes, a mighty fine one.

You: like what?

Stranger: The world will kneel before General Zod.

Stranger: Thats my salary

You: ok general

You: i´ll give a pink slip this time

Stranger: You better!

You: u know , it´s recession

Stranger: Now kneel!

You: what is the meaning of kneel

You: ?

Stranger: Dont´t know really.

Stranger: I like making people kneel.

You: ok

You: for ur happiness only

You: i am not getting kneeled

You: ha ha

Stranger: I will destroy those who does not kneel before General Zod.

Stranger: (I am General Zod.)

You: who is this gen. Zod.

You: have´n heard of him in last week

Stranger: I am the former ruler of planet Krypton.

You: is he the new toilet cleaner

Stranger: But Krypton was unfortunately destroyed.

Stranger: General Zod does not clean toilets.

You: sir, this room is not supposed for aliens

You: plz get out

Stranger: Kneel!

You: ha ha

You: i know u r obama

Stranger: This is what i am wearing.

Stranger: I am not Obama.

Stranger: I bet you are Obama though.

You: i am following that address

You: wait a sec.

Stranger: Aight.

You: Zoddy

Stranger: General Zod!!!!

You: cool t

You: where did u steal it

Stranger: Thank you! I stole it from some guy.

You: k

You: that was me

You: return it

Stranger: Are you that fat kid?

Stranger: With glasses and a peg leg.

You: he he

You: don´t call me fat

Stranger: Big boned?

You: or next time i´ll put a bomb in my t

You: T

You: o porn bomb

You: haha

Stranger: Bombs cannot hurt http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Kneel_Before_Zod-T.jp.

Stranger: it is invulnerable

Stranger: just like General Zod.

You: why r u posting that again i saw that

Stranger: General Zod made a mistake.

You: ok

Stranger: Do you own a scooter?

Stranger: I am General Zod!

You: scooters r out dated here

You: i got a bike n a car

You: u?

Stranger: I have a bicycle, a motorbike and a car.

Stranger: I mean i have a space ship!!!

You: ha ha

You: u r right

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…

You: hi

Stranger: Kneel before Zod!

You: not u again

You: ok kneeled

You: now what?

Stranger: Now rise before Zod!

Stranger: Kneel!

You: but u are in vietnam now

Stranger: Then rise!

You: so save ur as*

Stranger: General Zod does not care about Vietnam

You: are u drawing a salary

Stranger: Yes, a mighty fine one.

You: like what?

Stranger: The world will kneel before General Zod.

Stranger: Thats my salary

You: ok general

You: i´ll give a pink slip this time

Stranger: You better!

You: u know , it´s recession

Stranger: Now kneel!

You: what is the meaning of kneel

You: ?

Stranger: Dont´t know really.

Stranger: I like making people kneel.

You: ok

You: for ur happiness only

You: i am not getting kneeled

You: ha ha

Stranger: I will destroy those who does not kneel before General Zod.

Stranger: (I am General Zod.)

You: who is this gen. Zod.

You: have´n heard of him in last week

Stranger: I am the former ruler of planet Krypton.

You: is he the new toilet cleaner

Stranger: But Krypton was unfortunately destroyed.

Stranger: General Zod does not clean toilets.

You: sir, this room is not supposed for aliens

You: plz get out

Stranger: Kneel!

You: ha ha

You: i know u r obama

Stranger: This is what i am wearing.

Stranger: I am not Obama.

Stranger: I bet you are Obama though.

You: i am following that address

You: wait a sec.

Stranger: Aight.

You: Zoddy

Stranger: General Zod!!!!

You: cool t

You: where did u steal it

Stranger: Thank you! I stole it from some guy.

You: k

You: that was me

You: return it

Stranger: Are you that fat kid?

Stranger: With glasses and a peg leg.

You: he he

You: don´t call me fat

Stranger: Big boned?

You: or next time i´ll put a bomb in my t

You: T

You: o porn bomb

You: haha

Stranger: Bombs cannot hurt http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Kneel_Before_Zod-T.jp.

Stranger: it is invulnerable

Stranger: just like General Zod.

You: why r u posting that again i saw that

Stranger: General Zod made a mistake.

You: ok

Stranger: Do you own a scooter?

Stranger: I am General Zod!

You: scooters r out dated here

You: i got a bike n a car

You: u?

Stranger: I have a bicycle, a motorbike and a car.

Stranger: I mean i have a space ship!!!

You: ha ha

You: u r right

(Stranger has disconnected)

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Best Laid Plans

prashant — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:27:36 +0000

Conversation that took place on GettingRandom (http://apps.facebook.com/gettingrandom)
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: Hello?!
You: W00t?
Stranger: hey :]
You: Answer me human!
You: Oh
You: Who are you?
Stranger: lol a person
You: Are you from the future?
Stranger: i´m back from the future.
You: There is no soup in the future, right?
Stranger: no :[
Stranger: it was a sad state of affairs.
You: Darn!
You: We have to change history!
Stranger: how do we do that, batman?
You: I have a plan. How much can you benchpress?
Stranger: …no much.
You: You need to be strong for this mission to work.
Stranger: it might be a total fail then
You: Do you have a licence for a fork lift?
Stranger: wait, does it involve cheese?
You: Lots of cheese
Stranger: no, but i can drive one. well, i think i can any way.
You: Sometimes they flip
Stranger: do i get a helmet?
You: Only if it is made of cheese.
Stranger: i´ll try not to eat it.
You: First we have to steal 1000 tons of cheese.
Stranger: that´s a lot of cheese.
You: I will hide it in my cave.
Stranger: you have a cave?!
You: of course
Stranger: jealous!
You: Then we have to plant a computer virus in the hungarian presidents laptop.
Stranger: what if he doesn´t have one?
You: Thats when we need the cheese.
You: I know he has a laptop
Stranger: are we going to make his laptop lactose intolerant?
You: No silly!
You: The cheese is to distract the president
You: While i install the virus
Stranger: what do i do?
You: You take care of the cheese
Stranger: ah! i see.
You: when i am finished, you will have to kidnap his family
Stranger: do i take them to the cave?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: i´m going to need a van.
Stranger: and duct tape.
You: You can use the fork lift.
You: The cave is in Montana, so you will have a long drive from Hungary.
Stranger: you can´t fork lift a presidential family! especially not across seas!
You: When his family is kidnapped, we force him to develop nuclear weapons.
You: The Hungarian presidents family is not heavily guarded.
You: Thats why we chose him.
Stranger: it´s just not fitting
You: Also, you have to torture the family.
You: I have all the necessary equipment.
Stranger: i can´t torture!
Stranger: have you gone mad?!
You: You have to!
You: Do you want to live in a future without soup?
Stranger: …no
You: Then you must torture!
Stranger: D: i dont know if i can do it!
You: Come on! It´s fun.
You: and easy
Stranger: it´s inhumane
You: but fun!
You: Anyway… then we use the nuclear weapons to threaten the world.
You: We force every country in the world to make lots of soup.
Stranger: why are we threatening the world? here´s what we should do.
You: Then you have to eat the presidents family.
Stranger: cannibalism!?
Stranger: you have gone mad!
You: Yeah! Something wrong with that?
Stranger: mad with power!
You: Who?
Stranger: you!
You: Do you have a better plan?!
Stranger: YEAH
You: I am listening.
Stranger: we monopolize the soup economy. store as much soup as we can in underground vaults. so, when there is a soup shortage, we´ll have plenty in stock to ration out until we can make more soup.
You: Can we store it in my cave?
Stranger: as long as you dont eat it, yes
You: Fine! I like yourr plan.
Stranger: of course.
You: But you still have to eat a human!
Stranger: why the hell?!
You: It will give you energy.
Stranger: so does soup
You: Soup is for the future.
Stranger: the future is now.
You: Now you have to eat people.
Stranger: noooo
You: Alright
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One Line Too Many

prashant — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:40:14 +0000

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: hi
You: i´m italian
Stranger: hello. i´m not italian
You: from?
Stranger: usa
You: nice
You: age
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: 24
Stranger: you?
You: 26
You: what are yuo doing
Stranger: getting ready to jump into my Audi and drive around until my energy increases. you?
You: im chatting with you, baby
You: i live in rome
You: where do you live?
Stranger: rome is beautiful. i live all over. right now i´m in california looking over my dad´s vineyard. the sun is hitting the valley just right this morning
You: fantastic
You: i like the us
You: i want to go the next year
You: what about you?
You: hair eyes tall and other
Stranger: well, we love the italians.
Stranger: i was actually thinking about going to Rome next week with a few of my girlfriends
You: oh, how many?
Stranger: seven of us
You: good
You: are you blond or brown
Stranger: blonde
You: natural?
Stranger: yes
You: with blue eyes
Stranger: of course
You: i love you
You: you have a pic for me?
Stranger: oh, thanks but i´m gay
You: oh, i love lesbian
You: tell me one your experience
Stranger: oh really? that´s nice. yeah i´m thinking about cutting my hair shorter though. right now i have this buzzcut going, but i´ll probably just shave it all off
Stranger: it´ll look better with my overalls – i work on cars for a living.
Stranger: one of my experiences? well, lets see. i wrestled a pig to get this one girl´s attention before. it wasn´t so hard since i was bigger than the pig. after i won, i fried it up for her. she loved it
You: i would to see you
You: i think that you are fantastic
Stranger: yeah? well you´re kind of a skeeze.
Stranger: maybe we´ll see each other in Rome!
You: ok
You: it´s agood idea
You: you can to stay in m y home
You: and sleep in my bad
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