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Stranger: APOPPOPOPUEPUE I’M A JAPANESE VAMPIRE PRINCESS~ x3 <3<3
You: yay
Stranger: xDDx33 <3<3<33 nice 2 meet u!
You: suck my blood
Stranger: x33 where shud i bite??? xD
You: I dont know ur the vampire
Stranger: *bites off your dick*
You: was it good
Stranger: nop
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: r u a wird person
You: Well
You: not sure
You: define weird
Stranger: perv
You: I dont think so
Stranger: or crazy
You: are you?
Stranger: no
You: lots of crazy people around here huh?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: but its still fun to talk to other ppl
You: yeah, even if they are pervs or crazy
You: sometimes its more fun to talk with them
Stranger: mabey not pervs
You: what kind of weirds pervs have you had
Stranger: some one ask me to send naked pic
You: someone asked me once if I liked to have someone shit in my mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this is a funny place
You: sure is
Stranger: so where you live what country
You: Sweden, you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: sorry but were is sweeden
You: Europe
You: just kidding its in the middle east
You: near Oman
You: and right next to UAE
Stranger: ahh
You: I ride a camel to work every day
Stranger: lol
You: do you have camels over there?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: not a single camel?
You: then how do you pay for stuff?
Stranger: at the zoo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: usd
Stranger: $$$$$$$$$$$
Stranger: cash money
You: wow
You: we just pay with camels
You: or camel dung
Stranger: so you dont have credit cards
You: we have credit hoof
Stranger: visa
Stranger: or master card
Stranger: sorry master hoof
You: no need
You: camels are good currency
You: camel dung for the lesser items
You: good for agriculture
Stranger: sure it is
You: tell me about this usa
Stranger: what you eat shishkabobs
You: sometimes, but we eat a lot of camel meat too
Stranger: usa has foot ball
You: like in europe? kick the ball
Stranger: and nascar
Stranger: no foot ball
You: where you kick a round ball?
Stranger: no feet nvolved
You: but the ball is round?
Stranger: no more oval
You: so, no feet involved and the ball isnt round
You: strange this foot ball
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: Hi guy.
Stranger: hi
You: How goes?
Stranger: I want talk with girl..
You: *Concentrates…*
Stranger: sh*t
You: … sorry, I´m still a dude.
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…

You:   hi

Stranger:   Kneel before Zod!

You:   not u again

You:   ok kneeled

You:   now what?

Stranger:   Now rise before Zod!

Stranger:   Kneel!

You:   but u are in vietnam now

Stranger:   Then rise!

You:   so save ur as*

Stranger:   General Zod does not care about Vietnam

You:   are u drawing a salary

Stranger:   Yes, a mighty fine one.

You:   like what?

Stranger:   The world will kneel before General Zod.

Stranger:   Thats my salary

You:   ok general

You:   i´ll give a pink slip this time

Stranger:   You better!

You:   u know , it´s recession

Stranger:   Now kneel!

You:   what is the meaning of kneel

You:   ?

Stranger:   Dont´t know really.

Stranger:   I like making people kneel.

You:   ok

You:   for ur happiness only

You:   i am not getting kneeled

You:   ha ha

Stranger:   I will destroy those who does not kneel before General Zod.

Stranger:   (I am General Zod.)

You:   who is this gen. Zod.

You:   have´n heard of him in last week

Stranger:   I am the former ruler of planet Krypton.

You:   is he the new toilet cleaner

Stranger:   But Krypton was unfortunately destroyed.

Stranger:   General Zod does not clean toilets.

You:   sir, this room is not supposed for aliens

You:   plz get out

Stranger:   Kneel!

You:   ha ha

You:   i know u r obama

Stranger:   This is what i am wearing.

Stranger:   I am not Obama.

Stranger:   I bet you are Obama though.

You:   i am following that address

You:   wait a sec.

Stranger:   Aight.

You:   Zoddy

Stranger:   General Zod!!!!

You:   cool t

You:   where did u steal it

Stranger:   Thank you! I stole it from some guy.

You:   k

You:   that was me

You:    return it

Stranger:   Are you that fat kid?

Stranger:   With glasses and a peg leg.

You:   he he

You:   don´t call me fat

Stranger:   Big boned?

You:   or next time i´ll put a bomb in my t

You:   T

You:   o porn bomb

You:    haha

Stranger:   Bombs cannot hurt http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Kneel_Before_Zod-T.jp.

Stranger:   it is invulnerable

Stranger:   just like General Zod.

You:   why r u posting that again i saw that

Stranger:   General Zod made a mistake.

You:   ok

Stranger:   Do you own a scooter?

Stranger:   I am General Zod!

You:   scooters r out dated here

You:   i got a bike n a car

You:    u?

Stranger:   I have a bicycle, a motorbike and a car.

Stranger:   I mean i have a space ship!!!

You:   ha ha

You:   u r right

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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: Hello?!
You: W00t?
Stranger: hey :]
You: Answer me human!
You: Oh
You: Who are you?
Stranger: lol a person
You: Are you from the future?
Stranger: i´m back from the future.
You: There is no soup in the future, right?
Stranger: no :[
Stranger: it was a sad state of affairs.
You: Darn!
You: We have to change history!
Stranger: how do we do that, batman?
You: I have a plan. How much can you benchpress?
Stranger: …no much.
You: You need to be strong for this mission to work.
Stranger: it might be a total fail then
You: Do you have a licence for a fork lift?
Stranger: wait, does it involve cheese?
You: Lots of cheese
Stranger: no, but i can drive one. well, i think i can any way.
You: Sometimes they flip
Stranger: do i get a helmet?
You: Only if it is made of cheese.
Stranger: i´ll try not to eat it.
You: First we have to steal 1000 tons of cheese.
Stranger: that´s a lot of cheese.
You: I will hide it in my cave.
Stranger: you have a cave?!
You: of course
Stranger: jealous!
You: Then we have to plant a computer virus in the hungarian presidents laptop.
Stranger: what if he doesn´t have one?
You: Thats when we need the cheese.
You: I know he has a laptop
Stranger: are we going to make his laptop lactose intolerant?
You: No silly!
You: The cheese is to distract the president
You: While i install the virus
Stranger: what do i do?
You: You take care of the cheese
Stranger: ah! i see.
You: when i am finished, you will have to kidnap his family
Stranger: do i take them to the cave?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: i´m going to need a van.
Stranger: and duct tape.
You: You can use the fork lift.
You: The cave is in Montana, so you will have a long drive from Hungary.
Stranger: you can´t fork lift a presidential family! especially not across seas!
You: When his family is kidnapped, we force him to develop nuclear weapons.
You: The Hungarian presidents family is not heavily guarded.
You: Thats why we chose him.
Stranger: it´s just not fitting
You: Also, you have to torture the family.
You: I have all the necessary equipment.
Stranger: i can´t torture!
Stranger: have you gone mad?!
You: You have to!
You: Do you want to live in a future without soup?
Stranger: …no
You: Then you must torture!
Stranger: D: i dont know if i can do it!
You: Come on! It´s fun.
You: and easy
Stranger: it´s inhumane
You: but fun!
You: Anyway… then we use the nuclear weapons to threaten the world.
You: We force every country in the world to make lots of soup.
Stranger: why are we threatening the world? here´s what we should do.
You: Then you have to eat the presidents family.
Stranger: cannibalism!?
Stranger: you have gone mad!
You: Yeah! Something wrong with that?
Stranger: mad with power!
You: Who?
Stranger: you!
You: Do you have a better plan?!
Stranger: YEAH
You: I am listening.
Stranger: we monopolize the soup economy. store as much soup as we can in underground vaults. so, when there is a soup shortage, we´ll have plenty in stock to ration out until we can make more soup.
You: Can we store it in my cave?
Stranger: as long as you dont eat it, yes
You: Fine! I like yourr plan.
Stranger: of course.
You: But you still have to eat a human!
Stranger: why the hell?!
You: It will give you energy.
Stranger: so does soup
You: Soup is for the future.
Stranger: the future is now.
You: Now you have to eat people.
Stranger: noooo
You: Alright
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Conversation that took place on GettingRandom (http://apps.facebook.com/gettingrandom)
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: hi
You: i´m italian
Stranger: hello. i´m not italian
You: from?
Stranger: usa
You: nice
You: age
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: 24
Stranger: you?
You: 26
You: what are yuo doing
Stranger: getting ready to jump into my Audi and drive around until my energy increases. you?
You: im chatting with you, baby
You: i live in rome
You: where do you live?
Stranger: rome is beautiful. i live all over. right now i´m in california looking over my dad´s vineyard. the sun is hitting the valley just right this morning
You: fantastic
You: i like the us
You: i want to go the next year
You: what about you?
You: hair eyes tall and other
Stranger: well, we love the italians.
Stranger: i was actually thinking about going to Rome next week with a few of my girlfriends
You: oh, how many?
Stranger: seven of us
You: good
You: are you blond or brown
Stranger: blonde
You: natural?
Stranger: yes
You: with blue eyes
Stranger: of course
You: i love you
You: you have a pic for me?
Stranger: oh, thanks but i´m gay
You: oh, i love lesbian
You: tell me one your experience
Stranger: oh really? that´s nice. yeah i´m thinking about cutting my hair shorter though. right now i have this buzzcut going, but i´ll probably just shave it all off
Stranger: it´ll look better with my overalls – i work on cars for a living.
Stranger: one of my experiences? well, lets see. i wrestled a pig to get this one girl´s attention before. it wasn´t so hard since i was bigger than the pig. after i won, i fried it up for her. she loved it
You: i would to see you
You: i think that you are fantastic
Stranger: yeah? well you´re kind of a skeeze.
Stranger: maybe we´ll see each other in Rome!
You: ok
You: it´s agood idea
You: you can to stay in m y home
You: and sleep in my bad
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: ILOVEYOU
You: IWANTYOURBABIES
Stranger: why ? i dont have babies
You: ….
Stranger: so.. you can´t have them
You: DAMNIT!
Stranger: i´m so sorry
You: no, its okay, I guess…
Stranger: someday you can make your own babies
You: Really!?
Stranger: and,,..
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i think
You: LOLKBAI<3
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: is there anything else..than have babies ?
Stranger: okay bye then
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: hello
Stranger: Hi..
Stranger: hi
You: scottyyyyyyyy
You: xD
Stranger: no
You: lol
Stranger: who the f is this fag scottyyy
You: f*ck u dont make fun of scotty
Stranger: why not i can if i want
You: well ur an as*hole
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: have you had a good day?
You: its been boring
Stranger: shittu
Stranger: i had a good one
You: marry me?
Stranger: sure why not
Stranger: when?
You: now?
Stranger: cant now have to eat
You: cool
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You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
You: In the future there is no soup.
Stranger: My v*gina is empty
You: What do you mean with empty?
You: Vacuum?
Stranger: lacks the c*ck
You: Oh i see.
You: Sorry about that.
Stranger: I´m glad you do not laugh at my sorrows
You: I never laugh.
Stranger: not even when funny things happen?
You: No, I just get angry.
Stranger: I see…
You: Then I black out, and wake up hours later.
You: With blood on my fists.
You: Please don´t tell a joke!
You: :O
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